Whether you dread or delight in award season fashion, tonight marks the first of many red carpets with the Golden Globe Awards. Here, we’ll discuss the hits and misses (the good, the bad and the moustached) of this evenings offerings. Join us?
8:02pm– Claire Danes proves that Maria Grazia Chiuri and Pierpaolo Piccioli still have really big shoes to fill. #Valentinodovesei?
7:59pm– This is a miss. Keira Knightley in Chanel makes me want to weep. Her butterfly corsage makes me want to run.
7:56pm– Maggie Gyllenhaal, one-half of the Gyllenhaal duo, looks better than usual in a Miu Miu gown. But we still think she’s pretty (pretty annoying, amiright?).
7:54pm– Beards, beards, beards. The McConaissance lives on.
7:50pm– Kate Hudson again in white, again in Versace. Seems as though Donatella is the real queen of the red carpet tonight.
7:47pm– Emma Stone says she feels “horrible” about her nomination, “it’s the worst thing that could ever happen to [her]” during her red carpet interview. How can you not love the ever-joking redhead in Lanvin pants?
7:41pm– No to the gloves. Did Amal think channeling Grace Kelly was a good idea for her red carpet debut?
7:39pm– Hope J.Law doesn’t show up wearing the same thing as Felicity Jones. (If you didn’t already guess, she’s in Dior).
7:35pm– From hitchhiker to discoball, Reese Witherspoon joins the winners tonight in a perfect-fitting Calvin Klein evening gown.
7:33pm – No fashion jail for Taylor Schiling who shines in Ralph Lauren, much in the same graceful vein as Lupita.
7:30pm – Melissa McCarthy: the consensus on Twitter is that she looks like a waitress from the Olive Garden. Discuss.
7:28pm – I don’t know why they even bother inviting supermodels to the Golden Globes. Hiedi Klum in Versace. Next!
7:22pm – J.Lo in Zuhair Murad has her mid-life crisis tonight and continues to give off Black Widow spider vibes. Hide your kids, hide your husband.
7:18pm – Still in character, Anna Kendrick shows up at the ball in her fairy godmother’s creation, Monique Lhuillier. Will she run away from her award in slow-mo, singing?
7:14pm– Michelle Monaghan in Jason Wu. Go ahead girl and join Lorde in represent real fashion on the clown parade tonight.
7:12pm – Chrissy Teigen wears a pretty but uneventful Zuhair Murad lace gown, probably the way to go when you’re arm candy to John Legend.
7:11pm – Jessica Chastain could just show up with her hair and nothing else on and still win. The Versace gown is really just a bonus.
7:06pm – Naomi Watts stuns in Gucci’s canary yellow strapless gown with bling around her neck. Love her always.
7:04pm – Tina and Amy did not coordinate their outfits, hopefully their comedic timing didn’t suffer the same fate.
7:02pm – The timeless beauty, Julianne Moore reigns on the red carpet in a scintillating silver gown by Ricardo Tisci at Givenchy.
7:00pm – Amy Adams one-shoulder Versace number is meh. Not bad, not great. Lukewarm just like her.
6:55pm – Emily Blunt gets busty in a custom Michael Kors grecian-inspired dress. Hey, at least she looks better than she did as the baker’s wife in Into the Woods – wait, is she nominated for that?
6:51pm – Peter Pan, I mean, Allison Williams graces the red carpet in a red Armani Privé tiered gown and the world rejoices in the confirmation that she is, indeed, a woman!
6:45pm – Julia Louis Dreyfus proves that there can be life after Normcore in a stunning white gown by nobody knows yet?
6:30pm – Lorde arrives in a daring Narcisco Rodriguez three-piece suit and in our opinion, is tonight’s fashion ambassador.
6:20pm – Rosamund Pike arrives in a white Vera Wang gown. She may win Best Actress but her boobs need a supporting role.
6:15pm – Austrian recording artist and drag queen, Conchita Wurst arrives on the red carpet. Proving that beards will eventually, probably be considered in womenswear. Testosterone shots with your Céline bag?